Bert Kreischer is a Scorpio stand-up comedian known as The Machine and the host of the weekly podcast Bertcast. Born in Tampa, FL, on November 3, 1973, Kreischer’s wild college years at Florida State University were immortalized in the 2002 film Van Wilder after a Rolling Stone article about him. The outspoken Scorpio is a one-of-a-kind comedian who has been entertaining crowds for years, and still continues to do so.
What is Bert Kreischer’s Personality Type?
You have a complex personality. You are stirred with contradictory impulses and desires, some of them imperious. Although your rational mind is highly developed and seems to be the source of motivation for your behavior, the most significant realm of your psychology is your subconscious. Therein, a conflict between understanding and feeling is raging, between the psychological functions of thought and sensation (C.G. Jung’s terms). Until this conflict subsides, you might feel a sensation of emptiness. You are troubled by and unable to explain this feeling, which leads you to adopt an attitude of doubt and skepticism. This conflict, and its various ramifications, are the main obstacle to your individuation. Your task consists of becoming the master of the energies of your subconscious, and developing your consciousness in terms of the hidden and invisible. Your evolution will occur through a series of metamorphoses and rebirths. However, at certain points in your life, despite your caution and clear thinking, you find yourself in situations you neither desired nor planned, as a result of explosions and eruptions of the elements fermenting in your psyche. You always survive the worst physical, emotional, or intellectual tests, however, fairly unscathed, because of your ability to be reborn and start afresh. As a partner, you might struggle to make compromises. You may appear frosty and distant at times, and you have a taste for challenging, provocative remarks. With yourself, as well as with others, you are sometimes excessive and complicated. In a discussion, you will express strong, honest opinions. In crisis situations, you wish for your efforts to be noticed. You are obsessed with the problem of death. You tend to believe it holds the secret of life – that death can be overcome. Sometimes your anxiety about death is expressed as a search for answers – how can one learn to live with death, how can one detach oneself from the past and its flesh-curdlingly morbid realities… Decay, immobility, ultimate delivery – these images, which are all symbolically associated with death, sometimes haunt you. Intellectually, you have powerfully developed intellectual faculties which yield the maximum effectiveness for your behavior. Deductive, analytical, prospective, you are at once a researcher, a detective, and a scientist. You are fairly introverted, and your discrimination tends to direct you toward the spheres of inner life. You are astute at drawing rational parallels between phenomena of different origins. Your love life will be subject to desire and passion. But since you are more aroused by ideas and fantasies
Bert Kreischer thrives in the peace and security of the nest. His spouse and family will be an important part of his life.
Bert Kreischer has a sense of selfless duty and dedication. Work is one of the most important aspects of life for him.
You were born in the sign of Capricorn (the Goat), which indicated that you have a personality characterized by ambition and passion. You are also secretive and reserved, which can lead to tension. However, you also have a keen intelligence and a clear understanding of the hidden aspects of things, which makes you curious and able to expose the emotional secrets of others. You have a strong will and determination, which gives you the energy to pursue long-term projects. You are the only one who can decide whether your goals are in line with your own ambition or something more humanistic.
You are a “soli-lunar” type, meaning that you are strong-willed and determined to buck convention and innovate. Monotony is unbearable to you, and you chafe under the yoke of routine. As a result, you often run into trouble with authority figures. When overwhelmed by your conscience, you rave about how destructive it is to long for the past, how ridiculous it is to be old-fashioned, and how obsolete the old values are. Generally speaking, your monthly energy flow peaks about seven to ten-and-a-half days after the full moon. You would be wise to schedule intensive work phases at that time, as well as ambitious and demanding projects. At that time, your initiatives will be most successful, especially if you are trying to create something new, original, and cutting-edge!
Who is Bert Kreischer’s perfect match?
This relationship could yield a high degree of psychological compatibility and powerful mutual attraction. Bert Kreischer’s personality will exert a magnetic pull over the sensitivity, receptivity, tenderness, and other key qualities of your partner.
Bert’s moon is located at 15° AQUARIUS. His ideal match is a partner with the sun at 9/21° AQUARIUS or LEO.
Bert would be particularly well-matched to someone who mirrors his underlying psychic and unconscious aspirations. The secret ideal he cherishes of the perfect partner would be aroused; it would harmonize beautifully with his ideal imaginary lover. This great psychic compatibility is the result of a harmonious relationship between the Moon of the masculine chart and the sun of the feminine one. It is propitious to a rich flow of energies between the most hidden and secret parts of both people. They are linked by an unconscious emotional bond.
Bert Kreischer’s Venus is located at 27° SAGITTARIUS. His ideal match is a partner with Mars at 20/30° SAGITTARIUS or GEMINI.
You would complement Bert Kreischer perfectly in emotional and sentimental terms. This person would reflect and fulfill your ideal of sensuality to the greatest degree. Moreover, your ideal partner would resonate lastingly with your own psychic projections of your ideal. This positive relationship between the unconscious sexual yearnings of both partners would be likely to yield sensual relations of a tantalizingly mysterious and secret nature.
Bert Kreischer is idealistic in his romantic aspirations. He has high standards. As a result, he will not settle down immediately. However, once he finds the partner of his dreams, he is loyal, frank, and generous with himself. He would be especially likely to choose this type of mate. They are also frank and direct and have strong idealistic aspirations and a marked taste for intellectual speculation and philosophy. Their firm sense of ethics does not rule out pleasure or fun. Fit and athletic, they will also enjoy the social whirl and will have high social ambitions.
Bert Kreischer’s planet Mars is located at 28° Aries. His ideal match is a partner with Venus at 20/30° Aries or Libra.
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